Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Some Clever Church signs

1. Give God what's right.....
not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to hopeless end ......
God's way leads to an endless hope .
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in
good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand
before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may
be a comma, but never let him be
the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God
puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden?
Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God
instructions. ..... just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to
take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message..... .
His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12 When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may
prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead......It wasn't raining when
Noah built the ark.

1 comment:

  1. And if you want some bad church signs...